What Does The Letters in My Name Stand For?

How come it's waaaayyy down there?

FAHAREENAKEMP
F	is for	Flavorful
A	is for	Astounding
H	is for	Helpful
A	is for	Alert
R	is for	Refined
E	is for	Explosive
E	is for	Edgy
N	is for	Neat
A	is for	Animated
K	is for	Keen
E	is for	Edgy
M	is for	Magical
P	is for	Perky

What Does Your Name Mean?